😈 BerndPulch.org – Truth So Dark It Needs a Flashlight (and a Lawyer) 📂💀🔦

😈 BerndPulch.org – Truth So Dark It Needs a Flashlight (and a Lawyer) 📂💀🔦

Welcome to BerndPulch.org, the only place where state secrets meet stand-up comedy and intelligence leaks faster than your VPN.

🎙️ In this 15-second dark comedy blast, Bernd Pulch dares to say what your government deletes—and laughs while doing it. From shredded CIA memos to EU lobbyist misadventures, this site doesn’t just expose the truth—it roasts it alive and serves it with a side of black coffee and contempt.

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💻 Visit the asylum of facts:
👉 https://berndpulch.org
☕ Support our madness:
👉 https://patreon.com/berndpulch

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⚠️ Warning: May trigger bureaucrats, censors, and conspiracy deniers. Viewer discretion? Never heard of it.

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