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Maskerade: Fake It to Face It
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Oh sure, we all love authenticity. Yet here we are, donning our best smiles, more reliable than Everest basecamp selfies, every time we leave the house. Because nothing says “I’ve got it together” like pretending your existential dread is just artisanal espresso cravings. Wearing a mask isn’t just for pandemic survival; it’s a daily ritual that shores up our fragile egos and secures that oh-so-elusive badge of social approval. Without it, we’d be face-to-face with the dreadful abyss of unfiltered humanity, and who has time for that tragedy?
At work, we have a special collection of masks, each branded for different audiences. The polished “I’m thrilled by these spreadsheets” mask for the boss, the “I definitely read all your emails” mask for colleagues in need of affirmation, and the “I’m productive at 3 PM” mask when you’re actually scrolling cat videos. It’s a masquerade ball with cubicles instead of chandeliers, and the prize for Best Hypocrite is a promotion, because nothing says climbing the corporate ladder like hiding the fact you’ve been living on instant noodles since Tuesday.
When Aunt Linda asks if you’re dating anyone, you slip on the “My life is a romcom” mask, complete with enthusiastic nods that could convince a statue. At Thanksgiving, the “I adore your meatloaf” mask slides over your face so smoothly it practically glows, never mind that it’s as dry as last year’s conversation. We gift-wrap our true opinions in pleasantries, all to keep the peace and avoid the thrilling sport of holiday drama. Because nothing says love like politely swallowing grievances with an extra slice of pie.
Online, our masks come in HD resolution: curated feeds, filtered selfies, and cryptic status updates that scream “I’m edgy, mysterious, and not looking for validation, please like.” We carefully sculpt every post to suggest we’re thriving on kale smoothies and spontaneous beach trips at dawn. Behind the pixels, however, we binge-watch reruns in sweatpants, convinced our audience still thinks we’re shapeshifting social butterflies. In the digital realm, authenticity is just another hashtag, #RealnessSoldSeparately.
So yes, everyone wears a mask to survive, and if you ever spot someone without one, report it immediately to the authenticity police. Beneath our façade lies a writhing mass of insecurities, hopes, and questionable snack habits. Masks are the duct tape holding our social constructs together, saving us from brutal honesty and awkward silence. But every now and then, slip off your mask, take a peek at the raw you, and savor the glorious terror of being unguarded. Just remember to put it back on before your next elevator ride.
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