"Why Men Are Secretly Building Fortresses to Avoid Women Now"

Ah, the age-old battle of the sexes—except now, it’s less "battle" and more "men quietly hiding in the bushes to avoid eye contact." Gone are the days of playful flirting and casual banter. Now, every interaction with a woman feels like navigating a minefield while wearing clown shoes. One wrong word, and suddenly you’re Public Enemy #1, sentenced to eternal side-eye and a viral TikTok exposé.

The Great Retreat
Men everywhere are retreating into their man caves, gaming chairs, and that one weird shed in the backyard. Why? Because modern women have evolved into mystical creatures of pure, unpredictable energy. One minute she’s laughing at your joke, the next she’s plotting your demise because you used the wrong emoj. #MenOnStrike #WhyRiskIt #TreadLightly #SorryNotSorry #SingleAndScared #TheGymIsMyTherapy