For love conquers all — Even an Acorn 180 stairlift errorcode

### 🎭 *A Post Moste Curious, for the Age of Facebook:*

Hark! Somewhere in fair Luxembourg, a lord of ledgers,
Whose coffers swell with silver’d might,
Doth grind his teeth in bitter rue—
Each time some common soul, with calloused hands and stout heart,
Doth breathe new life into an Acorn 180 curved stairlift,
For the cost of but five hundred ducats,
And a staircase long as Banquo’s lineage.

Forsooth, this noble of industry did once commission
The finest minds from England’s ivy’d towers,
To forge a contraption so complex, so devilishly wrought,
That one professor, full of pride and Latin,
Did boast aloud:
**“Not even God Almighty Himself could refit the 180!”**

But lo! What light through yonder window breaks?
‘Tis **Love** — that ancient foe of Greed —
In form of **Mike**, a father true,
Whose heart beats not for profit, but for duty,
Who, for his child most dear and dearer still,
Did take in hand the cursed beast of Acorn,
And with no coin for gilded service,
Only hope, sweat, and a mobile text,
Did conquer its dark codes and twisted wires.

With aid from **Rob**, wise wizard of stairlifts,
Who through the mystic screen of Zoom,
Did guide him past:

- The mis-configured charge pads,
- The unlisted errorcodes (concealed like daggers in the dark),
- A fried OSG (whatever that be),
- AC ripple most foul, exceeding IEEE thresholds dire,
- The 7F fault code — ill-omened as a raven’s cry,
- And strike bars most dodgy, that didst lie in wait like陷阱 in the night.

Yet Mike prevailed.
And now his daughter rides aloft in joy,
While the prince of parts in Luxembourg fumes,
His profits pinched like a miser’s purse.

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📢 *Hark all ye who climb the stair of life with aid mechanical!*
Shouldst thou, too, be plagued by:

- AC ripple
- Unlisted codes
- Charge pad confusion
- Or any foul spirit trapped in thy rail,

Fear not!
For **Rob’s Worldwide Stairlift Repairs**
Keepeth watch 'round the clock, come sun or moon,
By text most swift at:

📲 **604-512-9567**

For love conquers all —
Even an Acorn 180.