gelato driveby

[Intro – Talkin’]
Yo, yo, it's ya boy MC Meowster
And my partner-in-grime, Merlin the Menace —
The nerdiest, cheesiest orange outlaw in the pantry.
Tail up. Snacks out. Meow!
Gelato Driveby comin’ in hot!

[Verse 1]
I'm a goofy orange cat, got a brain like a rocket,
Nerd specs on, Pokémon in my pocket.
Sprayin’ my scent like a tag on the map,
Claimin’ the fridge, then takin’ a nap.

Scratchin’ up stats in my D&D sheets,
Rollin' them dice while I purr to the beats.
A scholar of snacks and a wizard of cheese,
If you open that bag, better hand it to me.

[Chorus]
🎶 Sprayin’ and snackin’, I’m livin’ that dream,
With a mouth full o’ cheddar and a cone fulla cream.
It’s Merlin the menace — no need to ask why,
He just rolled up in a Gelato Driveby! 🎶

[Verse 2]
See me at night doin’ zoomies with flair,
Knockin' your books while I leap through the air.
But don't get mad, I’m a flavor connoisseur —
I sniff out gelato like a frozen truffle lure.

Mango swirl? Yes sir. Pistachio too.
I dip cheese curls in it, and that’s my fondue.
A funky little feline with gourmet finesse,
I claw like a gangster — and purr in a vest.

[Bridge – Slow It Down]
Keyboard hacker, laser chaser,
I hacked the Roomba — now I’m its racer.
Sniffin’ out snacks like a four-legged spy,
With a monocle shine and a twitch in my eye.

[Chorus – Big Finale]
🎶 Sprayin’ and snackin’, I’m livin’ that dream,
With a mouth full o’ cheddar and a cone fulla cream.
It’s Merlin the menace — no need to ask why,
He just rolled up in a Gelato Driveby! 🎶

[Outro – Spoken]
Call him the cheese whiz kid, gelato bandit,
Caught mid-lick with a vibe — you can't stand it.
He’s sprayin’, he’s snackin’, he’s stylin’ in plaid —
Merlin the Menace, the best cat you ever had.
Peace. Meow.