The Repeater Twice, Not Nice

Evening. Evening. Crowded tonight.

Crowded tonight. Unusual, you know that, for a Sunday. Unusual, you know that, for a Sunday.

Would you mind not repeating everything I say, please? I'm awfully sorry. Sorry. My name's Arthur Wilkins, by the way.

Oh, hello, I'm George Prothero. Oh, hello, I'm George Prothero. You said you were Arthur Wilkins.

You said you were Arthur Wilkins. My God, you're doing it again. My God, you're doing it again.

Look, please. Will you please not interrupt me all the time and repeat everything I say? More repeats with you than the BBC. I'm awfully sorry.

Awfully sorry. I bought a calendar in Tamworth yesterday. That's better.

That's better. You're doing it again. You're doing it again.

Stop it! Stop it! Look, I may be unusual, but I find it very irritating for someone to keep repeating everything I say all the time. It's not what I regard as the art of conversation. I'm awfully sorry, but I've got this nervous compulsion, you see.

The first three things that anybody says, I repeat. Then the next one, I don't. Then the next three, I repeat.

Then the next one, I don't. And so on. Oh my God, how awful.

Oh my God, how awful. Well, the best thing for me to do is to get through my next two remarks as quickly as possible. Nickers.

Well, the best thing for me to do is to get through my next remarks as quickly as possible. Nickers. More nickers.

More nickers. Good, now perhaps we can talk some sense. How long has this complaint been going on? Ah, good.

Now perhaps we can talk some sense. How long has this complaint been going on? You've just repeated me a fourth time. Yes, I know, I think it's getting worse.

I think you're a fake. I think you're a fake. Right, I'll fix you.

To escort an orangutan from Baden-Baden to Wagga Wagga via Addis Ababa and vice versa is enough to make a Gurkha Sherpa commit Hari-Kiri. Right, I'll fox you. To escort an orangutan from Baden-Baden to Wagga Wagga via Addis Ababa and vice versa is enough to make a Sherpa Gurkha commit Hari-Kiri.

Tasmanian Dalmatians hate Romanian Alsatians, and Romanian Alsatians hate Tasmanian Dalmatians. But Antiquarian Bulgarians love Planetarians and Italians. And Romanians, Lithuanians and Tasmanians all love Uranians.

Men born under Aries are usually fairies. Betty Botter bought a bit of butter, but she said this butter's bitter. If I buy a bit of better butter, it will make my bit of bitter butter better, so she bought a bit of better butter, and it made her bit of bitter butter better.

Sometimes I only repeat things twice. You're a fraud, I'm not talking to you. You're a fraud, I'm not talking to you.

This man is a fake. This man is a fake. They're all doing it.

They're all doing it. #britishcomedy #comedy #entertainment

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