Offspring's Mystical Flavor Energy Drink

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Feeling low on energy after a loooooooog day of work? Always feeling tired all the time to do anything else? Need to step your game up with a energy drink cause of lack of stamina? Well you came to the right place! Introducing our new Energy drink that won't cause your heart to explode and suffer a real harsh crash like you had a wild hangover experience with Becky last night and you didn't even know how you got into her room, MYSTICAL FLAVOR ENERGY DRINK. It increases your performance in the sports world, even in bed so your gf won't be sleeping in utter disappointment cause you wasn't matching her standards. Not only it gives you hella energy, but it even increases your IQ yes that's right your IQ. Think of it as drinking brain juice milked from a brain. No seriously cause that's part of our ingredie- ok moving on!!! So don't feel down and out, feel hyper and ready to burst.

Warning: We're not responsible for any side effects after it wears off, so if you suffer sever headaches, testicular magnification causing you to rely on vagiura pills, self doubts, explosive diarrhea, violent vomiting, and kidney stones. If you suffer from any of those effects, please see a doctor immediately and don't try to sue us cause it's not our fault y'all chose to drink in unresponsively. Please enjoy!!!!

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