Release The Cringe: Hank Johnson Drops His Long-UN-Awaited Follow-Up Single To 'No Kings'

Posted • July 15, 2025: We often accuse the left of being 'theater kids,' but maybe it's time to tell them that we didn't mean for them to take it literally. Then again, when you are a Congressman who believes that an island can tip over if the military puts tanks on it, maybe it's impossible for you to NOT take everything literally. In June, Rep. Hank Johnson made the internet's ears bleed by dropping his theme song to the 'No Kings' protests. Some might say the song was unnecessary since, you know, we don't actually have any kings in America, but who knows? Maybe Johnson just wanted to punish us. We regret to announce, however, that the punishments will continue until morale improves. Last night, Johnson pulled out his trusty guitar again to drop the follow-up single that no one -- absolutely no one -- asked for: 'Release the Epstein Files.' We're sorry to do this to our readers' ears, but you know the rules. —— Yikes.

We're not sure what our least favorite part is. The halting, incompetent guitar playing, the nails-on-a-chalkboard fake, falsetto voice, or the utter hypocrisy of Democrats now demanding to see the Epstein files after they had four years under Joe Biden to release them. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gv3JcnqXYAAIucK?format=jpg&name=medium —— Yes, listening to Yoko Ono would be a reprieve after being forced to listen to Johnson for even that short minute. This is a war crime. We need new Nuremberg Trials for that abomination. They were mysteriously sent to a different island and that island unfortunately tipped over, oh sorry, it capsized. 🤣🤣 Johnson isn't the only one treating the Epstein Files like a joke just because the left wants to throw anything they can at President Trump. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gv3JpG3W0AEFeWp?format=jpg&name=small —— We have the dumbest people in the country sitting in congress.

There are legitimate criticisms against Attorney General Pam Bondi and how she has bungled this issue. The Democrats, least of all Johnson, are not the people to make them. Guam just tipped over from the cringe. Guam took the easy way out. I wonder what would happen to me at my job if I stopped work in the middle of the workday to write a ballad about wanting the Epstein files to be released. The memo to clean out your desk would arrive almost immediately. And, unlike useless State Department bureaucrats, you would not be given a tearful farewell. I need to meet the hero convincing all the Dems that cringey guitar videos are a good idea. We've got $20 riding on his name rhyming with 'Blavid Smogg.' (…)

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