🎶 “All Gangsta ‘Til the Bill Came Due” 🎶

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🎶 “All Gangsta ‘Til the Bill Came Due” 🎶
(Think old-school gangsta rap beat with ironic courtroom drama vibes — gritty but funny.)

[Intro – Judge’s Gavel Drop]
“All rise… Court is now in session.
Defendant, please remove your sunglasses indoors.”
Boom bap beat kicks in.

[Hook/Chorus]
🎵 He was all gangsta ‘til the bill came due,
Talkin’ big game, now he cryin’ boo-hoo.
Laughin’ in court like it’s somethin’ to do,
Til the gavel came down — now the joke’s on you.
“You got life, bro!” – nah, you got time, fool!
He was all gangsta ‘til the bill came due. 🎵

[Verse 1]
Rollin’ on live, talkin’ “we don’t care,”
Flashing them stacks that was never really there.
Victims on the stand, you laughin’ with pride,
Judge lookin’ down like “Boy, you gon’ ride.”

Now it’s guilty on one, guilty on two,
Thought you’d walk out? Man, what you gon’ do?
Flexed for the ‘Gram, now you flex in cuffs,
Tellin’ momma on the phone, “Yo, this judge is sus.”

[Chorus]
🎵 He was all gangsta ‘til the bill came due,
Now he screamin’, “Yo, this can’t be true!”
“This is wrong, man… I ain’t even that guy!”
But you laughed in court while the victims testified.
You was hard ‘til the judge read through —
He was all gangsta ‘til the bill came due. 🎵

[Verse 2]
“Your honor, please… I’m a changed man now,”
But last week you was screamin’ “I run this town.”
In the vids, you was flexin’ that heat,
Now you beggin’ for mercy at the judge’s feet.

Prison bus hummin’ like a funeral song,
Cryin’ in the back like “The system’s wrong!”
Cellmates laughin’, sayin’ “Welcome, chief,”
Guess that gangsta dream was short and brief.

[Bridge – Mock Voice Acting]
"Yo man, this is crazy… they lyin’ on me!
I ain’t do nothin’ — they framed me, G!
…Wait, how many years?! Man… that’s cap…"
(bawling noises)

[Final Chorus – Strong & Ironic]
🎵 He was all gangsta ‘til the bill came due,
Talkin’ big talk, now the state owns you.
“All rise” was the last time you stood free,
Now you doin’ push-ups for commissary tea.
It’s a long cold bid, not a YouTube view,
He was all gangsta ‘til the bill came due. 🎵

[Outro – Judge’s Voice]
“Next case!”

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