TheDimNews LIVE: Epstein Is Totally in the Clear, Reports Government

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LIVE CHAT:

MudderFetcher r+catjam r+radiatingheart r+catjam r+radiatingheart r+catjam

JQuickDraw Supporter Epstein did nothing wrong. r+trumpnod
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I'm from the government and I'm here to help. There is no list, there are no clients, ol' Jeffy broke his own neckbones. The stream will end now or you're a conspiracy theorist anti-vaxxer, kthxbai ✨

JQuickDraw Supporter r+trumpnod r+trumpnod r+trumpnod r+trumpnod r+trumpnod r+trumpnod r+trumpnod

Qriist Supporter+ "noooooooooooooooo" -government

JQuickDraw Supporter Seriously, are you still talking about that creep, Epstein?

MudderFetcher the evidence the FBI collected from the island is LONG gone (collected by CIA/Mossad/etc. no doubt)

JQuickDraw Supporter The first time, Trump actually helped by giving law enforcement all the info he had on Epstein. But now there's nothing to see, apparently lol.

MudderFetcher Maxwell was running the show and she has a little black book...we know that from her trial (book is under seal)

Qriist Supporter+ Correction: ALL names in Maxwell's trial were placed under judicial seal.

JQuickDraw Supporter Yeah, she and her father were the brains and ringleaders. Epstein was just a nasty little man who posed as the front for the group.

MudderFetcher Alex doing her Pony Dance is a VERY different stream

MudderFetcher Bondi was doing the lawyer weasel words thing while answering questions

Qriist Supporter+ I don't care who is on the list. Crucify them all.

MudderFetcher wood chippers one and all

Qriist Supporter+ kitty cat trying to censor Alex

JQuickDraw Supporter Yeah, people are obsessed with what celebrities would be on the list, but it's the uber-high level bankers and hedge fund managers that would shake up everything if they were suddenly jailed.

JQuickDraw Supporter And politicians too.

MudderFetcher love the Avatar names

MudderFetcher my wife has a vegan gluten-free strawberry shortcake setup in the fridge

MudderFetcher the cakes are bought...Trader Joe's I think

MudderFetcher the whip cream stuff is coconut milk I think

MudderFetcher I'm principled enough to refuse the "vaccine" but not principled enough to not print my own "vaccinated" card

MudderFetcher might've made a few for friends and family lol

MudderFetcher but it "should" be the same minute missing each night -Bondi

JQuickDraw Supporter It's a good enough lie because if you try to explain something a technical as unnatural statistical changes in fps rates of the video, normies will think you're a crazy conspiracy nutjob.

MudderFetcher so 365 minutes per year just go *poof*...great security system there
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It's not just MAGA dogging on this topic. Epstein is perhaps the single subject that NOBODY on any side believes the official story. Never seen a meme flood like when he died in 2019.

MudderFetcher all sci-fi is high if you're doing it right

Qriist Supporter+ 1984 was a scifi novel

Qriist Supporter+ It predicted Wii Fit

MudderFetcher I'm drinking a Belgian Malinois right now 🍻

MudderFetcher amazing how many Commie ideas are defeated by asking "And then what?"

JQuickDraw Supporter Does that mean they could outlaw masturbation because of all the lost possible future persons?

JQuickDraw Supporter @MudderFetcher Commies - defeated by improv comedy lol.

MudderFetcher from my cold dead hands! 🍆

JQuickDraw Supporter Eww cold? Gotta move F-A-S-T before the temperature . . . uh, deflates the rocket launch.

MudderFetcher the woman who just committed "suicide" was his victim right?

MudderFetcher Virginia Giuffre

JQuickDraw Supporter She was having a lot of issues recently in her personal life, I believe. And it may have been an actual suicide.

JQuickDraw Supporter Just like Epstein, a billionaire who was innocent and decided to kill himself instead of using his billions to defend himself in court.

Qriist Supporter+ I remarked on one of Guffre's tweets back when she died. https://gab.com/Qriist/posts/114403433503205979

MudderFetcher I think we need a full moratorium on immigration for, at least, 20 years

MudderFetcher the One Child Solution is how over-population is handled

MudderFetcher Beverly's married but still seducing the internet with her weird mouth sores 🫡

Qriist Supporter+ EVAN MADE BRIANNA WU SOUND SMART

Qriist Supporter+ THIS IS PSYCHIC DAMAGE

Qriist Supporter+ OWWWW

Qriist Supporter+ she wants Trump assassinated

Qriist Supporter+ I don't really have a probably with Destiny trying to be funny here, the random implication that he was sponsored by NordVPN was just funny to me

Qriist Supporter+ probably=problem

MudderFetcher Nord sponsors a ton of streamers

Qriist Supporter+ beverly went underwater

MudderFetcher Robot Beverly is best Beverly

MudderFetcher fine now

Qriist Supporter+ Wonder what robo goose tastes like

MudderFetcher didn't James Gunn already walk this back lmao

MudderFetcher *sets 300 million dollars on fire*

Qriist Supporter+ they changed Superman's tagline in the movie to "Truth, Justice, and the Human Way"

MudderFetcher I still want Jodorowsky's Superman starring Nick Cage

Qriist Supporter+ Beverly got caught in a time loop from when Superman flew backwards around the world really fast

MudderFetcher I can see not wanting to subsidize food for someone overpaying for tuition

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator ALL schools overcharge.

Qriist Supporter+ Supes ain't even human!

MudderFetcher deport his ass back to Krypton

Qriist Supporter+ Beverly stans Wakanda

Qriist Supporter+ We should just go with the Plato method of medical instruction: live dissection of prisoners in the public town square.

MudderFetcher some of those gov money cards will absolutely pay for booze

Qriist Supporter+ All I heard was there was flashing at the wedding.

JQuickDraw Supporter Truth, justice, and the Terran way. "Ma'am, you've disgraced your family by allowing yourself to be raped." *snaps her neck and flies off* The crowd cheers, "Yay! Thank you, Superman!"

MudderFetcher Camp Mystic is for Christian girls so they REALLY went vitriolic

JQuickDraw Supporter Policing how people spend food stamps is a short bus ride away from carbon credits.

Qriist Supporter+ cigs and booze is one hell of a weight loss diet

Qriist Supporter+ @jq

MudderFetcher buying soda and processed foods will shorten their lifespan...thus kinda solving that problem

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw the main dividing line that I've seen is cold vs hot. That is, you can buy anything you want as long as you COOK it yourself.

MudderFetcher Bootleg Beverly always running moonshine and cancer sticks

MudderFetcher a case of beer and a bucket of KFC is officially called "A Weekend"

Qriist Supporter+ during a food stamp debate some months ago I saw some jackass saying that EBT shouldn't be used for buying lobster from local fish markets. He completely missed the idea that you still need to cook it

MudderFetcher wasn't lobster fed to prisoners before some sneaky chefs made it fancy?

Qriist Supporter+ yes

Qriist Supporter+ it was basically considered garbage food

Qriist Supporter+ it's fucking sea bugs

MudderFetcher we do love our ocean bugs

Qriist Supporter+ They basically die from suffication on failed molts.

Qriist Supporter+ suffocation*

MudderFetcher she's a Socialist but like a National one

MudderFetcher I feel bad for the Jewish Boomers...really taking it from all sides right now

MudderFetcher I like how they preach about video game prices from 1993 but never mention the housing prices

Qriist Supporter+ I'm not arguing that 30k is a lot of money, but it's definitely comfortable if managed correctly, even with a kid in the mix.

Qriist Supporter+ Not moving to a new location with cheaper rent or actively finding a job with better wages is a choice that people make.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator The median home cost in the US is $430k.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator A different job breaks the situation that is being discussed though.

Qriist Supporter+ Learn to save.

Qriist Supporter+ The 7-11 isn't going to pay you $15 for 40 years. You will eventually get raises and possibly advance within the organization.

MudderFetcher after 20 years it's $15/hour and free Four Loko

MudderFetcher those kids can live on malt liquor...they'll be fine
OakPoke Supporter+ Those who drink malt liquor are lazy, steal, say axe u a question.

Qriist Supporter+ There are 3 major life changes inherent in the scenario, which assumes about 4 decades of responsive life experience. Why are you purposely refusing to allow for wage growth?

Qriist Supporter+ Doing so makes the scenario useless.
OakPoke Supporter+ 430k wow
OakPoke Supporter+ Oh Charles Murray.... 48 hours a week @ 15 an hour and you're set...

Qriist Supporter+ You're assuming stagnate wages for 40 years. That just isn't realistic.
OakPoke Supporter+ unlimited migration crushes wages

Qriist Supporter+ And, yes, you can absolutely do all of that on 30k. Maybe not everywhere, but definitely in some parts of the country.

MudderFetcher hey she's not wearing her necklace
OakPoke Supporter+ knew a guy from small-town north Dakota who made 15 an hour in the mid 2000s butchering fish
OakPoke Supporter+ the migrants brought the wages to 8 an hour and they're all on welfare.

MudderFetcher Pam Bondi doing an interview on Fox? Sounds like a conspiracy theory
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NOBODY WANTS THE FUCKING KID FUCKING VIDEOS, THEY WANT THE FUCKING NAMES OF WHO FUCKED THE FUCKING KIDS YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHILL.
OakPoke Supporter+ I used to listen to Laura Ingram on talk radio
OakPoke Supporter+ That was so unexpected. The hair biting again

JQuickDraw Supporter Endless inflation to fund ever expanding empire is why making a basic living at home is so impossible now. They act like socialists with other countries and corporations and like capitalists with us.

MudderFetcher there's a running theory that the White House Press Secretary, Karoline Leavitt, doesn't wear her cross necklace when she needs to lie

Qriist Supporter+ Luna's ears drooped as soon as you said fuck 😭
OakPoke Supporter+ 👍

MudderFetcher they'll print more fiat money...it'll be fine

MudderFetcher best dog ever

Qriist Supporter+ Alien chest burster scene was just the baby getting too big
OakPoke Supporter+ mmmm donuts

JQuickDraw Supporter You should eat strawberries.

MudderFetcher Ireland has a lot of beer, whiskey, and fried foods...just sayin

JQuickDraw Supporter So you plan to make a healthy food unhealthy?
OakPoke Supporter+ gn ladies and gentlemen
OakPoke Supporter+ ghost files. cool

Qriist Supporter+ AOC called Trump a rapist again lol https://x.com/AOC/status/1943736675877658637
OakPoke Supporter+ Aoc is just another chubby whiny Latina now. deport

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly should start a Youtube channel just dissecting other people's poor words and call it The Unclarity Files.

MudderFetcher Subscribe to Nvidia NOW to see more Alex

Qriist Supporter+ TheDimWords
OakPoke Supporter+ you both look 100 times better than AOC

MudderFetcher you'll know that AOC is truly fat when I start agreeing with her

JQuickDraw Supporter Isn't AOC pregnant?

Qriist Supporter+ here's a recent one https://x.com/LauraLoomer/status/1931789571487879458

JQuickDraw Supporter That carrot top cuck she was dating gave her the big red carrot.

Qriist Supporter+ she's about a head shorter than me

Qriist Supporter+ maybe 5'2"

JQuickDraw Supporter AOC is turning into a little old Latina lady. Soon she'll start developing a stove and a big pot full of food too.
OakPoke Supporter+ id say aoc weighs about 160
OakPoke Supporter+ and she's 5'2

Qriist Supporter+ If socialists want everything to be free, shouldn't AOC be freeing her thicc milkers?
OakPoke Supporter+ true

MudderFetcher sometimes ya gotta go-up
OakPoke Supporter+ 5'9 wow. the third world are crushing our height. whites are about 5'10 (men)

Qriist Supporter+ I'm 5'7". I've met AOC, shook her hand. She was definitely much shorter.

JQuickDraw Supporter That photo of AOC, wow. Did she eat the whole turkey?
OakPoke Supporter+ maybe we were 5'11 or region. we used to rival the Netherlands
OakPoke Supporter+ Had a female teacher 5'10 or 5'11. said she could see the top of Schwarzenegger's head
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QUICK RECITE PI
OakPoke Supporter+ I thought it was 6'2 1/2.. Doctors visit (shoes off) I came in at 6'3"...January 2035

MudderFetcher gotta fill-out a form to enter Beverly's party damnit
OakPoke Supporter+ 2025
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In the Atlantic accent.

Qriist Supporter+ buahahaha perfection
OakPoke Supporter+ Beverly knows Pi. But does she eat pie? Bake pie? Seriously impressive Pi wise

JQuickDraw Supporter See, using the accent made you focus. I'm a genius.
OakPoke Supporter+ Mmm
OakPoke Supporter+ Need a wife who can make French silk pie and or pumpkin / cherry / pecan

Qriist Supporter+ no idea if she was in heels. She was wearing a very long dress that day and her footsies weren't a priority lol.
OakPoke Supporter+ Lard and butter together
OakPoke Supporter+ Lard and butter gives you (supposedly) tender and flaky

JQuickDraw Supporter Lard makes the crust flaky.

JQuickDraw Supporter I like crumbles, a good blueberry crumble is great.
OakPoke Supporter+ that sounds good
OakPoke Supporter+ cakes are great too
OakPoke Supporter+ Alex I seem to share your hell now. Apparently I'm allergic to wheat now. Bleh

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Cold butter will give you tender and flaky without the lard.
OakPoke Supporter+ Cheesecake is the best. 5 eggs, 2 yolks, 2 cups sugar, hmm. vanilla, 40 oz cream cheese. sounds about right

JQuickDraw Supporter Eggnog cheesecake is really good.
OakPoke Supporter+ Alex i believe that... it was a Good Eats episode with Alton Brown, on pie crust
OakPoke Supporter+ Alex that sucks.

MudderFetcher "I've Never Bought Anything But Butter" is Alex's next book, pre-order now

Qriist Supporter+ whipping blacks is the 'Murican way
OakPoke Supporter+ Devo wrote a song about it

MudderFetcher damned egg-white nationalists
OakPoke Supporter+ I'm kind of sick of egg whites. it was a staple for me for 6-10 montha

MudderFetcher I like a good sloppy yolk
OakPoke Supporter+ I do too

Qriist Supporter+ I use AI to generate dll call templates instead of hand-writing all the repeated code interactions myself.

Qriist Supporter+ TIL I am the AI Beverly talks to when she's lonely.
OakPoke Supporter+ Cover and a teaspoon of water ca. help. its great

JQuickDraw Supporter Is there a Grindr AI? "Hey D. L. Doe, create a schedule for me to pick up a dozen questionable anonymous partners over the next month."

MudderFetcher try that leaky yolk
OakPoke Supporter+ Poaching works as well
OakPoke Supporter+ water yes

MudderFetcher I have seen a cat eat a rubberband

Qriist Supporter+ BEFORE YOU GO you should watch this short clip https://x.com/WarClandestine/status/1943857681611337780

Qriist Supporter+ ya it's the mass layoffs

MudderFetcher are those Crocs?

Qriist Supporter+ I'd be happy lol

Qriist Supporter+ I assume they are happy

JQuickDraw Supporter Government is a fucking giant leech on the people. They grow and grow and then make it impossible to fire anyone, even when they are horrible at their job.

Qriist Supporter+ the book is Beverly's diary

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly has a syllabic mirror brain.

Qriist Supporter+ they are a song of ice and fire

JQuickDraw Supporter They create rain.

JQuickDraw Supporter lator gators

MudderFetcher MicroToad is a horrible band name...I'd still play bass though

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