Half of Congress is DRUNK!

I'm not shitting you! UPON LONG VOTES IN CONGRESS HALF OF THE MEMBERS ARE DRUNK!
THEY LIKE TO HANG OUT IN THE CLOAKROOM CUZ THEY'RE NOT EVEN SOBER ENOUGH TO PUSH A BUTTON ON CAMERA!

the more I hear that we should vote every single member of Congress out, the more unbelieving they're right!
and I mean we got good people in there. people who when they show up and are on camera and vote; speak during these debates, that they are sober and of sound mind!
but holy shit it's like a swinger club!

BYOA -- BRING YOUR OWN ALCOHOL! CONDOMS....

omg! I just had a realization.... just take a stroll with me...

what if a Democrat male congressman got a republican female congresswoman pregnant!?

HOLY SHIT WOULD THAT BE THE BIRTH OF THE ANTICHRIST!??!

SERIOUSLY I THINK IT WOULD BE!