Hail the Principality (of Brighton & Hove) - The Song.

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(Verse 1)
Down by the Brighton Pier, the seagulls hear the call,
A maverick stands in royal robes, proclaiming to us all,
“From Worthing’s gentle beaches, to Eastbourne’s cliffs so white,
A Kingdom born of rebels, will rise and claim the night!”
(Chorus)
🔔 Hail the Principality, Brighton bows today,
Tesla robots marching on, clearing out the way!
Raise the flag of Arthur’s line, let the trumpets play,
Hail the Principality, the King has come to stay!
(Verse 2)
In Lewes lanes the whispers spread, of robots made of steel,
Elon’s army powering up, the crown is now so real,
The ghost of Arthur sails again, across the wild seas,
And King Charles hears the battle cry, carried by the breeze.
(Chorus)
🔔 Hail the Principality, Brighton bows today,
Tesla robots marching on, clearing out the way!
Raise the flag of Arthur’s line, let the trumpets play,
Hail the Principality, the King has come to stay!
(Bridge)
And when the final treaty’s signed, the Pavilion gates swing wide,
No more just a seaside town — a realm of Sussex pride!
With Musk’s machines behind the throne, the future’s ours to keep,
From the Palace to the Pier, the Crown shall never sleep!
(Final Chorus)
🔔 Hail the Principality, Brighton bows today,
Tesla robots marching on, clearing out the way!
Raise the flag of Arthur’s line, let the trumpets play,
Hail the Principality, King Matthew leads the way!

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