Alligator Alcatraz Detainee Says The Place Is Freezing…Mosquitoes Are The Size Of Elephants… OH, NO!

Posted • July 9, 2025: You know we’ve unlocked the ultimate illegal alien entitlement when one at Alligator Alcatraz in the Florida Everglades is complaining about being too cold in July. We’re not kidding! This same complainer also says mosquitoes are the size of elephants. Ok, that’s hilarious. Mosquitos are monstrously huge in the Sunshine State. Here’s more from a local NBC News affiliate. —— Illegal alien at Alligator Alcatraz says "the mosquitoes are the size of elephants" & "the tents are freezing." —— Poor baby. Shouldn't have broken the law. Yes, this ‘discomfort’ could have all been avoided by simply obeying the law. Silly, we know. Commenters point out that if you’re cold during a sweltering July in Florida, then you’re doing great. This is especially true if you’re an illegal alien in custody. …the tents are freezing in Florida in the summer? Sounds like they are treating them pretty well down there! Too much Air Conditioning is their complaint?!!! You've got to be kidding me.

Who complains about cold AC in Florida in the middle of July? Sounds a bit ungrateful? He seems to have assimilated to the “entitled” mindset. Entitlement doesn’t stop. Someone's a drama queen! Guess that means the housing, food, medical care are all good but someone keeps the AC too low for their comfort. Good thing there's a bed n blanky to cuddle up in. ‘All this free stuff is hurting me! Reeeeeee!’ And mosquitoes are simply a fact of life in Florida. Deal with it! Alligator Alcatraz detainees should be worried about the gators, not the various insects. If illegal aliens fear AC, they should have opted for self-deportation when they had the chance. Like President Trump said: "They're not sending their best and brightest." Don’t worry, they won’t be there very long, the Everglades detention center is only meant as a halfway house of sorts until illegal aliens can be officially processed and then deported. So long, AC! (…)

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