THE KIDS AIN'T LYING (No List. No Clients) By Senator Papahatziharalambrous

Title: THE KIDS AIN'T LYING

[Intro]:
Ayy, yo, it’s 2025, mate! (Yeah!)
Trump’s back, DOJ’s like, “Nothin’ to see, here!”
Epstein’s laughin’ it up, in a bloody cafe! (lol!)
Strap in, this is Straya’s finest larrikin!

[Verse 1]:
They say I’m cookin’ conspiracies, call me a nutter! (brrr!)
DOJ’s like, “No client list, just bread and butter!” (What?!)
Epstein’s not dead, so who’d he traffic to? (Who?)
No clients? Just kids harmed? Nah, that math don’t do!

[Chorus]:
Let me tell ya ‘bout this Pedo Island, (Island!)
Where the rich got weird and the truth’s now hidin’.
No list, no clients, that’s what they’re sayin’, (Aight’!)
But the kids ain’t lyin’, so who they playin’?

[Pre-Verse]:
Jenny’s got scars, her dad’s got secrets!
FBI’s like, “Mate, we lost the files!”
Trump’s on X, yellin’ “Fake news, no drama!”
While the files stay locked away, as if we're retarded!

[Verse 2]
Underage dreams, made them scream!!
Elites in jets, dodging justice it seems.
No list? No worries, we burnt the books.
DOJ’s playin’ dumb, givin’ crook looks.
Sacrifice truth, bow down to satan!
Politicians, both sides, they all clownin'.
Demon and symbols, it’s all a show.
Save the kids, but the justice slow.
Ayy, Bill Gate’s like, “I barely knew the bloke!”
Mate, the jet logs sing a different note!

[Chorus]:
Let me tell ya ‘bout this Pedo Island, (Island!)
Where the rich got weird and the truth’s now hidin’.
No list, no clients, that’s what they’re sayin’, (Aight’!)
But the kids ain’t lyin’, so who they playin’?

[Verse 3]
Pedo Island’s gone, just a myth, they reckon.
But the victims’ screams still echo, no question.
Media’s quiet, like they’re scared to dig.
Republicans, Democrats, all have it Rigged!
FBI’s like, “Files? What files, mate?”
While the powerful thank Trump it’s NOT checkmate!

[Electric Guitar Solo]

[Breakdown]:
Ayy, no list, no justice, just bread and circuses, (AGAIN!)
Kids left waitin’, while the big dogs breathe easy. (brrr!)

[Outro]:
No one’s talkin’, no one’s spillin’ the tea!
Epstein’s gone, but the truth ain’t free.
Who’s got the list? Is it locked in a vault?
Or did it vanish like it’s nobody’s fault?
Save the kids, cut the bloody charade.
Straya’s callin’ it again—we ain’t afraid!

[Chorus]:
Let me tell ya ‘bout this Pedo Island, (Island!)
Where the rich got weird and the truth’s now hidin’.
No list, no clients, that’s what they’re sayin’, (Aight’!)
But the kids ain’t lyin’, so who they playin’?

[Fade Out]:
Epstein didn’t kill himself, ay!
Didn’t traffic to no one? That’s what they say!
No list, no clients, just a big ol’ scam,
But the kids still haunt ‘em,
And even if you don't - we give a damn!
(We Give A Damn!)

[FADE OUT]

Lyrics, Music & Vocals by Senator Papahatziharalambrous | Takin Thepiss ©2025