JURASSIC WORLD: REBOOTED & REBORN... AGAIN – DINOSAURS DOMINATE BOX OFFICE!

Another weekend, another reboot raking in millions. Jurassic World: Rebirth stomped into theaters with $147M domestic and $318M worldwide — proving once again that all Hollywood needs is a dinosaur, a trailer, and an audience with a short memory.

Meanwhile, F1: The Movie — a legitimately well-made, original film — gets body-slammed by nostalgia bait and CGI roars. Let’s break down the July 4th weekend box office winners, losers, and evolutionary dead-ends, including Elio, 28 Years Later, and that looming Superman reboot that may already be in trouble.

🎬 Topics Covered:

Jurassic Rebirth’s mind-numbing success

Why F1 deserved better

Pixar’s Elio: Still flopping

Danny Boyle in Director Jail

Early Superman tracking

Streaming picks for the week (spoiler: it’s grim)

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