My Fourth of July, 2025 nightmare

For me, Fourth of July 2025 was a nightmare. So I went to the fireworks, arriving a little after 8. I parked in a side area of the church parking lot. It's about a 1/5 mile walk to the park. Okay so far.
As I usually do, I bought a couple of dogs and a pop, sat down under a nice tree and began eating. Then I noticed an oddity between two trees, but it was not moving. I took pictures with my phone, but my phone wanted to do something other than showing me the pictures. After winning the fight, I determined that it was probably just a tree branch with less than normal vegetation on it. The branch was far away. This was not a UFO.
Then came the fireworks, and I casually started moving around, waiting for an open porta potty. It was when I slowly started leaving that the trouble started. I don't know anyone there, but I had an enemy in the crowd. Here's what happened.
I walk slowly, because the church parking lot always empties out slowly. So I was walking along the street, a little side street when two cops on horseback passed me. I said something like "magnificent creatures" because I am always amazed at horses.
After a minute or so they turned around and asked me if I was "okay". I thought it was odd, but remember I was not in any hurry, just taking it slow. Then I said that I was just admiring their horses and the one cop said thanks.
I proceeded, and there they were at the intersection, the church ahead of me, the main road right and left, and the back street behind me. I rather expected to see those cops there so I didn't think anything of it. I was mostly to my car when those same cops came across the parking lot, right at me. Then they stopped and had one of their patrol cars pulled up. They did field sobriety tests on me! I kept telling them "no drugs, no alcohol, no tobacco". The prescription medicines are not included in that of course. I understand the difference. I tried to get them to tell me who slandered me, but they would not tell me of course.
Note: I had to do a voice over on this one due to wind rumble on the microphone. When I was doing the NAZI salute, I was mocking the Left, not saluting NAZI's.