JEFFY NEWS – July 7, 2025 - Floods in Texas, Elon’s Party, and Tariffs on Maple Syrup

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Welcome to JEFFY NEWS, your morning jolt of news with a side of wit, bite, and truth (and yes, coffee helps too). On this July 7, 2025 broadcast:

Texas Flood Tragedy – The death toll has risen as torrential rains devastate communities across the state.

Elon Musk Goes Political – The tech mogul launches “Freedom Forward,” a new party with big ambition and even bigger questions.

Tariffs Are Back – From Chinese chips to Canadian lumber, the White House slaps new taxes on imports.

Post–July 4th Wrap-Up – Fireworks, eagle rescues, and the nation's grill smoke finally clearing.

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