7 Days to Die - Welcome to Navezgane (You Might Not Leave the Same) (Mix 1)

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Lyrics:
[Chorus] Welcome to Navezgane, rare Eden of despair, Where the sun still shines on ruins and radiation in the air. We’ve got chili dogs and shotgun shops, and friendly mutant swarms— Book a stay, don’t mind the plague, we’ve normalized the storms. (Just sign the waiver near the gate… we’re legally informed!)

[Verse 1: Desert Bloom & Doom] Start your tour in Departure, where the sand storms always glow, And jump the bridge of broken dreams—just mind the pit below. Then sip Some Ourbucks coffee, while the buzzards circle slow, And dodge a Duke or two who thinks your taxes still might grow…

[Verse 2: Diersville Delights] Take a stroll through Diersville’s lanes, where real estate’s pristine, Just don’t expect to live there long—those basements aren’t so clean. The hospital’s enormous, and the loot is quite obscene, If you can loot and scoot before you’re part of the cuisine.

[Verse 3: Wasteland Wonders] Gravestowne’s got fashion—holes in streets and rooftop flair, Multi-story terror towers and ambiance that’ll scare. Legal note: if you get eaten, we regret but do not care— It’s in the Terms and Conditions, page three under "R Is for Repair."

[Verse 4: Culinary Carnage & Corporate Charm] Feast your eyes on chili dogs with that nuclear zest, Gumbo’s hot, Hobo Stew—our meats are only mostly guessed. Try Fish Tacos by the crater, or that Shepards Pie delight— Just ignore the twitching biscuit, that’s a feature, not a fright.

Swing by Butcher Pete’s for cuts that scream with every bite, Carl’s Corn’s still poppin’, though the kernels sometimes fight. Sip at Grumpy’s, dine at Beaver’s, grab some pills at Pop-N-Pills, Hit Shotgun Messiah’s sales and top off at Jim’s for thrills.

[Outro: One Last Sunset] So pack your bags, bring duct tape rolls, and maybe one good friend— A place like Navezgane ain’t afraid to outlast the bitter end. The skies still burn in violet hues as vultures form ballet, And if you wake up bitten… well, that’s just part of the stay.

We’ve got forest trails and shotgun sales, and stew that’s mostly meat, And if you lose a limb or two, the staff will call it sweet. So come on down, enjoy your stay, and don’t forget your name— 'Cause in the land of monsters, myths… we all leave not quite the same.

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