FOWL: Chicken Rights Activists (Yeah, That's A Thing) Protest At Trader Joe's

Posted • July 5, 2025: Ah, the Left. It's a day ending in -y, so they're upset about something. Today, it's Trader Joe's and chicken, and activists who decided to glue themselves to the fridge. —— Chickens rights activist glues himself to the fridge at Trader Joe's. —— They're clucking insane. I'd go and stand right over him while taking my time to select just the right chicken. And all the time I'd be talking about how delicious it would be when I ate it. What's he gonna do? He's glued down! —— This writer would step on him to get a pack of chicken thighs. They shamelessly care about chickens more than about people starving. They only care about people starving when they can blame Republicans. They'd gladly starve us if they could. It’s never about chickens. It’s always about the revolution. Whatever the Left is protesting about, it's never about that specific issue. It's always about the revolution. “Chicken Activist” is just another way to say unemployed. (…)

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