The Three Musketeers and The Four Musketeers - A Double Bill

Remember a Spice Girls song called 2 Become 1?

Regrettably, I do now. Imagine you had a neighbour, affectionately known locally as Bathtub Billy, and he has a hot tub in his garden. A monstrosity of a thing that is wired for sound. When languishing in it, the tub blasts out an eclectic combination of opera and cheesy pop tunes. Four miles wouldn’t be far enough away to get out of earshot. Which means that if he ever got into difficulties in his hot tub and started drowning, say, the music would drown out the sounds of his distress and possibly, any cries for assistance.

Anyway, if that song was about the Musketeers movies they’d have to retitle it 1 Become 2. All I’m saying. Nothing else.