Excalibur - Camelot, We Eat Ham And Jam And Spam A Lot

In days of old
When knights were bold
And paper wasn’t invented,
They wiped their arse
On blades of grass
And went home contented.

One of the lesser-known works of the Immortal Bard. Or maybe not. You decide.

Anyway, Excalibur. As historically accurate as Monty Python and The Holy Grail? Probably. As much fun? Well, yeah, almost.