3 months ago

"⚠️ WARNING: This slowed remix contains:

500% more bass weight
Illegal levels of time distortion
Secret messages in reverse
WHY IT WORKS:

🌀 Sounds like a VHS tape melting in real-time
🕰️ Perfect for 3AM existential drift sessions
☢️ Bass drops that trigger seismic activity
🌌 SIDE EFFECTS:

⏳ Your clock starts running backward
📺 Old TVs turn on by themselves
🚬 Cigarettes burn slower while listening
🎛️ CREDITS:
#S4NRI0 #FUNKGOD #DoomPhonk

💬 ENGAGEMENT HOOK:
"Comment '⏳' if time stopped playing this"

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