it's not really a song, ever...ag (reluctantly) does a podcast

and this is why we hate podcasts
already making special requests
i got hungry, no pizza *it figures i'd eat a damn apple
"racism"
that's actually really funny
i look so cool with that hat on
crazy "i don't give a fuck" artist i guess
you can shoot people here in the south so why do we need cops again
too much of a temptation to shoot myself honestly
i'd rather strangle someone w/ my bare hands
trying to cleanse myself from the previous sets (true, this is a reference to some bdsm story involving this sex club in nashville called menages)
sex clubs are grodie
i put the apple in the ashtray
byoc (bring yer own coffee)
if i make it to the end of this month 14 yrs of sobriety
our livers are different, men n women
internal organs are giving out if you keep waking up in piss
i do everything the opposite way it seems
comedy IS horror
they should know by now that this is how i feel
i don't want God to be mad at me, fuck the general public tho
better at piano but not comedy, so true
drunk AND giving a fuck, mazel tov
who ISN'T autistic
listen to that God awful laugh, i hate women so much
my brain goes in n out always n forever
i don't stick w/ anything, i literally can't do it haha
i do these posters obsessive compulsively *yawl have seen all these
nobody knows what just happened
at least i know that tho (that's sumin)
do you really wanna be the algorithm's little bitch? sadly yes yes they do
speaking of ballgags...
i tend to wanna do the opposite of what the world is doing
i always FELT genX
experiencing time thru other people n events n music since i was very, very young
but the people are retarded...no point in voting (but even if there was democracy is the worst idea ever considering the avg level of stupidity)
best way to say fuck you is to make stuff, thank you james murphy
everyone on tv should be set on fire
ONE mf that wants to live in my world
fear-mongering n hate-mongering, sounds about right
i hate the internet...yes this girl tried to challenge me
God's Will, BITCH...ag's rationale (no further rebuttal)
many get dopamine outta making people laugh, not ag it doesn't matter
every artist is mentally ill but also everyone in our society is now mentally ill
sari for the ted talk yawl
a lotta people sit down tho, there is typically a stool somewhere
becuz fuck you...motto
feral is fine, talking about not just cats
*okay so once again watching this was way more enjoyable than being there doing it
"i'll leave you guys alone"
i dunno how i watched so many horror movies w/ all this empathy, i can't watch em anymore
candyman is very scary
*oh yeah this was a horror movie themed podcast (cos it was friday the 13th), i probably shoulda told you that
the blair witch project is brilliant
love that hot pink mug
now they're talking about horror movies that i know nothing about, by the way this is how i look most of the time
LITERAL white TRASH, GET IT i can't believe i just got that correlation
apparently kelsey lives here ("we gon keep this mf going" BLACK!!! host of twin kegs 2, RIP greatest shitty dive bar in the world)
okay so there was this contest apparently n i totally forgot about it
i WILL take some gum
can't you see how awkward this is (this is me EVERYWHERE)
man i shoulda gone to dinos, oh well