Alaska Has EPIC Response To Question About Creating Their Own 'Alligator Alcatraz'

Posted • July 2, 2025: As you know well by this point, Dear Readers, the left is having a dang COME-APART over the detention center in Florida nicknamed 'Alligator Alcatraz.' (This writer will also accept 'Gator Gitmo' and 'Jawshank.') We have written about it extensively. As if this story couldn't get any funnier, Fox News asked Alaskan officials if they had any plans for their own 'Alligator Alcatraz,' and the answer is pure gold. Fox News asked Alaska about opening an immigration detention center similar to the one in Florida: "We don't have alligators, but we have lots of bears." 🤣 Annnnnnnd we are deceased! Alabama has alligators and rednecks. As an Alabamian, this writer likes the idea, but Florida still has us beat because they have Florida Man. Think of rednecks hopped up on meth and Four Loko, combined with what amounts to living dinosaurs. The best Alabama can do is rednecks all jacked up on Skoal and Mountain Dew, with the occasional Natty Lite thrown in. It's a solid idea, we can hold our own here in the Yellowhammer State, but Florida will still always outshine us. (…)

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