Hooligan youth

[Setting: Graduation day. Both kids are wearing caps and gowns. They're facing each other. The boy is beaming. The girl looks like a volcano with pigtails.]

🎙 Dialogue:

Boy (cheerful, full of himself):
“Ahhh… finally! Years of barely trying have paid off!”

Girl (arms crossed, glaring):
“You forgot someone in your speech.”

Boy (oblivious):
“I thanked myself. Twice. That counts!”

Caption:
Ego: 100. Awareness: 0.

#GraduationSlap

#ForgotHerGotHer

#SpeechlessNow

#EgoMetReality

#HonorRollHurt

#SiblingSmackdown

#ThankYouNextTime

#ValedictorianViolence (satirical tone)

#SlapCumLaude

#EmotionalDiplomaDamage