Cuddles & Capitalism: My Palworld Baptism |01| Palworld [Xbox Series X/S]

I’m stepping into Palworld with wide eyes, a bent moral compass, and a rolling pharmacy in my bloodstream. Expect industrial cuddles, suspiciously weaponized monsters, and a healthy disregard for the Geneva Convention as I build my empire from scratch. Join me as I discover how far a benevolent tyrant can go when their adorable workforce is technically “voluntary.”
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Ah, Palworld — a bucolic fever dream where Pokémon knockoffs and heavy ordnance share a bed like star-crossed lovers in a cheap motel, and where the moral horizon bends so far it snaps. I shall be ascending through kaleidoscopic states of questionable enlightenment, a pharmacopoeia of delights coursing through my veins as I conscript cuddly beasts into the industrial meat grinder of my ambitions. Between building sweatshops disguised as “friendship camps” and reducing entire ecosystems to smoldering craters, I intend to flirt with the divine and the profane alike. Join me, if you dare, as I stumble—half-saint, half-warlord—through this candy-colored apocalypse.
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