Trump Heads to ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ While Slamming Communism, EV Mandates, and Hydrogen Cars

3 months ago
47

D.C. (Dist. of Criminals), July 1, 2025 — President Donald J. Trump addressed the media from the White House lawn this morning before boarding Marine One en route to Florida to inspect the newly completed high-security prison known as “Alligator Alcatraz.” The president dubbed the facility the “East Coast version” of a maximum-security site and praised its development, saying, “It should be very exciting, very good. Worked very hard on it with Ron and everybody.”

Asked about progress on the sweeping economic legislation being debated in Congress, Trump offered cautious optimism. “We’re gonna have to see the final version. I don’t wanna go too crazy with cuts,” he said. “There are certain things that have been cut, which is good... Great enthusiasm, as you know.”

Trump shifted quickly from fiscal policy to fiery remarks about a prominent political opponent, referring to him as a “communist” and a “total nut job.” Without naming names explicitly, Trump warned of creeping socialism, saying, “We will have a communist for the first time — really, a pure, true communist. He wants to operate the grocery stores, the department stores… I think it’s crazy.”

The president also addressed questions about Elon Musk, particularly in light of the Biden-era EV mandates being rolled back. “Elon can lose a lot more than that,” Trump said, referencing Musk’s mounting frustration. “Not everybody wants an electric car. I don’t want an electric car. Maybe gasoline, maybe electric, maybe a hybrid, maybe someday hydrogen.” He then joked, “If you have a hydrogen car, it has one problem — it blows up… They find you five blocks away.”

As for the nickname “Alligator Alcatraz,” Trump offered a characteristically blunt explanation: “If they escape prison… we’re gonna teach them how to run away from an alligator. Don’t run in a straight line. Run like this. And you know what? Your chances go up about 1%.”

Reporters asked about recent developments in Iran and Gaza, to which Trump claimed, “We had an incredible success… a precision war strike. The word obliteration can now be used.” He also added, “We want to get our hostages out.”

When questioned about the complex legislative package still under negotiation, Trump reiterated, “Smaller bills would’ve been easy, but they wouldn’t have been as good… This is the biggest tax cut in history… It’s the best bill we’ve ever had. We can’t get one Democrat vote.”

He hinted the Senate could vote on the bill as early as today and waved off concerns about potential last-minute challenges in the House. “Final is… let’s take Senate at a time,” he said.

In closing, Trump once again pivoted back to Florida and the symbolic message behind “Alligator Alcatraz.” “This is not a nice business,” he said. “Snakes are fast. Alligators? We’re gonna teach ‘em how to run.”

💥🐊 Join the Movement, Feel the Vibe — TrumpRap.com, Where Truth & Rhythm Collide 🐊💥

Loading comments...