Arnold v Robert Jr... v Sly, Sort Of (Skit in description)

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Arnold: "Where are my organic meals? Give them to me... NOW!"

RFK Jr: "I'm sorry; there's rationing."

Arnold: But I was The Governator, or, as some said, The Gubernator. I didn't get it."

RFK: "Because that related to the governor is gubernatorial."

Arnold: "Whatever. I don't like it. It made me sound like a peanut."

RFK: "Like goober?"

Arnold: "Yes! Of course like goober! Quiet! Now give me my organic meals or prepare to feel my wrath!"

RFK: "Didn't you see my chiseled chest and 6-pack abs on the presidential campaign trail?"

Arnold: "Yes. You looked like Martin Sheen in 'Dead Zone', doing those push-ups. Is that where you got the idea?"

RFK: "Yes. Why do you ask?"

Arnold: "Just curious. So... what's it gonna be? My organic meals or my wrath?"

RFK: "How about we arm wrestle?"

[Sly appears from out of nowhere.]

Sly: "I got my hat on backwards, so I'm an arm wrestling machine. I play winner."

Arnold: [At RFK] "What happens if I win, but Sly beats me?"

RFK: "3 conventionally grown non-GMO meals per day."

Arnold: "Deal. And if you win, but Sly beats you?"

RFK: "I didn't agree to arm wrestle Sly."

Sly: "What if I turn my the bill o' my hat around?"

RFK: "What about it?"

Sly: "Then will you arm wrestle me?"

RFK: "Are you understanding any of this, Mr. Schwarzenegger?"

Arnold: "Homework assignment: first we watch "Cliffhanger" to test Junior's short-term memory about the backwards hat, then we watch "Over The Top" for the sake of nostalgia."

Sly: "I don't get it."

Arnold: "Shh! I'm trying to earn organic non-GMO meals despite the deal."

RFK: "I heard that."

Arnold: [Whispering in Sly's ear] "You know a worm guy and an unscrupulous anesthesiologist?"

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