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Arnold v Robert Jr... v Sly, Sort Of (Skit in description)
Arnold: "Where are my organic meals? Give them to me... NOW!"
RFK Jr: "I'm sorry; there's rationing."
Arnold: But I was The Governator, or, as some said, The Gubernator. I didn't get it."
RFK: "Because that related to the governor is gubernatorial."
Arnold: "Whatever. I don't like it. It made me sound like a peanut."
RFK: "Like goober?"
Arnold: "Yes! Of course like goober! Quiet! Now give me my organic meals or prepare to feel my wrath!"
RFK: "Didn't you see my chiseled chest and 6-pack abs on the presidential campaign trail?"
Arnold: "Yes. You looked like Martin Sheen in 'Dead Zone', doing those push-ups. Is that where you got the idea?"
RFK: "Yes. Why do you ask?"
Arnold: "Just curious. So... what's it gonna be? My organic meals or my wrath?"
RFK: "How about we arm wrestle?"
[Sly appears from out of nowhere.]
Sly: "I got my hat on backwards, so I'm an arm wrestling machine. I play winner."
Arnold: [At RFK] "What happens if I win, but Sly beats me?"
RFK: "3 conventionally grown non-GMO meals per day."
Arnold: "Deal. And if you win, but Sly beats you?"
RFK: "I didn't agree to arm wrestle Sly."
Sly: "What if I turn my the bill o' my hat around?"
RFK: "What about it?"
Sly: "Then will you arm wrestle me?"
RFK: "Are you understanding any of this, Mr. Schwarzenegger?"
Arnold: "Homework assignment: first we watch "Cliffhanger" to test Junior's short-term memory about the backwards hat, then we watch "Over The Top" for the sake of nostalgia."
Sly: "I don't get it."
Arnold: "Shh! I'm trying to earn organic non-GMO meals despite the deal."
RFK: "I heard that."
Arnold: [Whispering in Sly's ear] "You know a worm guy and an unscrupulous anesthesiologist?"
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