"E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial" (1982), as told by Arnold Schwarzenegger

"E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial" (1982), as told by Arnold Schwarzenegger

What if Arnold Schwarzenegger recapped E.T.… and absolutely hated every mushy second of it? In this outrageous parody, the Governator himself breaks down Spielberg’s classic through sheer testosterone and unfiltered rage — turning Reese’s Pieces into pre-workout, and E.T.’s glowing finger into a one-way ticket to the squat rack.

💥 Alien wrinkly? TERMINATED.
🚴 Kids riding bikes? USELESS.
👽 Emotional ending? NAH. Give him explosions and biceps.

From Total Recall eyeball jokes to The 6th Day cloning burns, this is E.T. like you’ve NEVER heard it before — 100% shredded, 0% sentimental.

📢 Comment below: Would Arnie have turned E.T. into a gym rat… or just bench-pressed the whole dang spaceship?
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