Lois Discovers a Secret Tunnel Underneath the Griffin House... and It Changes Everything

Lois Discovers a Secret Tunnel Underneath the Griffin House... and It Changes Everything

Lois is cleaning out the attic (Peter forgot a pizza up there in 1998), when she finds a weird, tiny trapdoor under the floorboards. She sighs, annoyed, thinking it's “probably just another stupid beer fridge Peter tried to hide from me.”

She opens it — only to find a long, creepy stone tunnel. Cut to: Lois walking through with a flashlight, muttering, “Great. I’m in a low-budget Indiana Jones remake now.”

She eventually finds an underground secret library with ancient books labeled "Griffin Family Rituals: Vol. 6" and "Peter's Real Origin???"

Suddenly a robed figure appears behind her and whispers:
“The prophecy has begun, Lois…”

Smash cut to Peter sitting on the couch, eating cheese puffs:
“Lois, did you find my ancient time cult?”
Lois: “Peter. What the hell is wrong with you?”
Peter: “A lot. But mostly... cheese puffs.”

End with: Stewie and Brian setting up a surveillance station to spy on Lois like it’s an episode of X-Files. Stewie whispers, “The woman’s unraveling our blood pact. Typical.”