💥🦅 Tundra Tactical’s Guide to Excessive Force for Freedom 🇺🇸🔫🔥

🚨 ATTENTION HELLDIVERS 🚨
Suit up, grab your favorite Stratagem (and maybe a backup teammate), because Tundra Tactical is going LIVE with Helldivers 2 — and tonight’s mission is to aggressively deliver Managed Democracy™ to anything that twitches 🐛🤖💀

💣 Expect:
🦅 Over-the-top patriotism
💥 Orbital bombardments that may hit allies
🎖️ Brave sacrifices (some voluntary)
📦 Propaganda drops in HD
⚠️ And a tactical education in how not to survive a bug invasion

📍Broadcasting live from an undisclosed Super Earth location 🪐
🧠 Remember: Thinking is treason. Watching is mandatory.
💬 Drop a comment, tag a traitor, and smash that freedom button 🗳️

🔫 Freedom isn’t free… it’s about 500 Requisition Points.
👕 And don’t forget to check out our merch before the Ministry of Finance shuts it down.