Did you know a disgruntled cupcake once declared war on a xylophone for stealing its Wi-Fi password!

Did you know a disgruntled cupcake once declared war on a xylophone for stealing its Wi-Fi password, causing a stampede of confused flamingos in business casual to invade a laundromat run by telepathic onions? Meanwhile, a confused sloth wearing roller skates recited Shakespeare backwards while being chased by a tortilla on a unicycle yelling, “I am the Senate!”