Did You Know a #Jellybean Sued the #Moon? 😂 #Comedy #WholesomeChaos #KazooOpera #CabbageHasRisen

Did you know a jellybean with a PhD in sneezeology once sued the moon for emotional damages after a toaster winked at his grandmother during a kazoo opera performed by sentient spaghetti wearing tap shoes made of regret?

Meanwhile, a council of invisible ducks held an emergency meeting inside a fog machine powered by existential dread, as a narwhal in a tutu tap-danced on a trampoline full of expired coupons while shouting “BEHOLD, THE CABBAGE HAS RISEN!”