Tonight, we present: Hamlet à la Mode

What happens when artificial intelligence, Shakespeare, and culinary chaos collide?

This is Hamlet à la Mode — a dramatic one-toaster show featuring existential dread, burnt toast, and flying surrealist drawings.

Witness a sentient toaster take to the stage, reciting modified lines from Hamlet while navigating the deep questions of life, death, and scrambled eggs.

Includes a full kitchen meltdown, several Craiyon-generated hallucinations, and one final line that might just ruin theater forever.

If you’ve ever wondered what “To be or not to be” would sound like coming from an emotionally unstable kitchen appliance... this is your moment.