ISRAEL VS. IRAN: KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF!

NEOCONS ARE NEVER HAPPY WITHOUT A WAR!
We’re not currently at war with another country. So what’s wrong with that?
Mike Pompeo, “Shut the Hell up!”

#1. In a recent piece of printed tripe disguised as editorial opinion, in scandal rag The New York Post, we see former senator and secretary of state, Mike Pompeo, beating the war drums. Worst of all is that he’s not beating them for any sound or viable reason.

#2. Benjamin Netanyahu has already said that Israel is capable of destroying the remaining Iranian nuclear facilities without any help from the U.S. This means, "DONALD TRUMP, KEEP YOUR HANDS OUT OF THIS!

#3. C’mon Mike, you're off base. Rumor and scuttlebutt are not the substance of good planning. The Iranians are currently at an unknown level of nuclear fuel development. When I say, "unknown", that's exactly what I mean. Can you spell, “Unknown?”

#4. For the U.S. to act on uncertain intelligence [our intelligence agencies are notorious for getting things wrong] would be irresponsible and could well bring a load of trouble on our heads. Besides, Israel has already told us they don't need our help to eliminate Iran's remaining nuclear facility.

#5. Remember Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan for starters. We waged war these countries based on lies and really bad intelligence. And the price we’ve paid has not only been in trillions of dollars, but thousands of human lives. How many Marines, Soldiers, Airmen, and Sailors do you think we sacrificed on the altar of innuendo and lies? C’mon Mike, don’t you think you’ve got enough blood on your hands.

#6. Rumors of there being Islamic Sleeper Cells in the U.S. must be considered at least as valid as Iran being close to building a nuclear weapon. Answer: “We just don’t know!” Not knowing is reason enough to keep out of this war!

#7. My advice, Mister Pompeo, is for you to stop waving the flag with cries of war and allow calmer heads to prevail. How much trouble would it be to let Israel and Iran work it out between themselves? What does it take for us, America, to be ready in case Iran threatens us with a viable nuclear threat?

#8. Common sense says to stay out of other nations’ affairs and let them do what they do. The incredible influence Israel holds over the U.S. is the only reason we are even talking about this. Really!

#9. Although Jews occupy less than 2.4% of our population, they impact nearly 34% of our economy. This is why the U.S., unlike any other nation, stands up for Israel and Jews even if it means war.

#10. There is no “mutual defense” treaty with Israel because they will never be in a position to help us, not really. Not that they would even if they could.

#11. Unlike other nations which are in a position to help us in time of war, and are willing to, the nation of Israel never has and never will. Israel is like a leech, sucking the blood of our country, making a fortune on our free economy, and directing press, media, and government leaders whom they have in their pocket, to vilify anyone not speaking of them in a glowing light.

#12. No, I am not anti-Semitic. I am a realist. Take off your yamulkas, open your eyes, and look at the facts.

I’m Max, and that’s the way I see it!