BLÖRBO! IN THE TOAST HOLE!

The tune starts with a bloop-wizzle of twinkling plinks, followed by a zoom-bop of stomping rhythm that flibber-flutters like a hyperactive bumblebee. Then comes the chorus—a gargle-fizz of soaring melodies, wrapping the ears in a fuzzy wobble-blorp. The bridge takes a squizzle-swoop into cosmic confusion before landing back with a triumphant ding-dang-doodle to close it out. Hail BLÖRBO, God of Benevolent Chaos!

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Song available at Bandcamp
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lyrics

[Verse 1]
Zibble zap! My spleen’s on strike!
I got kicked in the thoughts by a sentient bike!
Toothpaste cannon in a jam jar shell,
I’m emotionally unstable like a dinner bell!

[Chorus]

Skronk it loud, yeah, skronk it whole!
Slam that soup with a broken comb!
BLÖRBO IS A SPITEFUL GNOME

[Verse 2]
Blibbering gunk from a possum fight,
Microwave dreams in the pale moonlight.
I chew on rules and spit out laws,
BLÖRBO’S GOT NO PAUSE OR CAUSE!

[Verse 3]
Muffin with a badge, chewing on fate,
Yelled at a shoe ‘cause it made me late!
Slapped a door just to prove a point,
Now I’m banned from the temporal joint!

[Chorus]
BLÖRBO! IN THE TOAST HOLE!
Slap that void with a jelly soul!
Snort the stars and burp the rain,
BLÖRBO'S LAUGHING THROUGH THE PAIN!

[Verse 4]
Hotdog monk with a vinyl scream,
Gave birth to a fax machine dream.
Waffle witch in a screech parade,
Married a blender, now it’s homemade!

[Breakdown – Half-sung, half-snarled]
Tick tick boom in a frog-shaped car,
My therapist's a crow with a mini guitar.
Bleat your truth like a haunted kazoo—
THE FUTURE IS A CORDLESS SHOE!!!

[Bridge – Spoken Word with Feedback]
I saw Blörbo last night at the gas station.
He was eating corn through a megaphone.
He told me...
“Reality is optional if your vibe is strong.”
Then he melted into a bag of string cheese.
Amen.

[Final Chorus – Double Time, Full Scream]
BLÖRBO! IN THE TOAST HOLE!
Live, laugh, lick a marble pole!
Drain your dreams with a paper lung!
BLÖRBO NEVER EVEN HAD A TONGUE!!!

[Outro – Feedback, sirens, unintelligible yelling]
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
TOAST HOLE!
TOAST HOLE!!
BLÖÖÖÖÖÖÖRBOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!