Startropics (NES)(Part 2)

Originally broadcast on 2013-07-17.

Chapter 3

2025 EDIT: Hi Mom! Hi Dad! Umm.....I wrecked the sub. Somehow a boat that can go underwater got thrown around during a storm and ...... yeah. So I had to fix it by going to a village (More Pepsi tribes? I HATE PEPSI!!!) but oh, they won't fix it until I get some kind of cure to a little girl's chickenpox or something. Maybe stop drinking Pepsi? I heard it causes AIDS.

I went through A GODDAMNED VOLCANO to get to the rest of the island I was on and reach another Pepsi tribe, where I totally didn't have to do anything special to get in. If anyone says anything, don't believe them. So anyway, I was told to go to a graveyard, and somehow kill ghosts and mummies with my yo-yo, drain a lake and get a shiny gem that looks like a ball.

That totally sounds like something a 12yo kid should do, right?

I then go back to the weird castle, and the nice lady there grafted some spikes to my yo-yo and now I have razorsharp spiky death on a string. Just the thing I need to go to another volcano and get the cure for the sick kid, and get back on my way.

I might need some counselling when I get home.

- Mikey J.

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