Watters: Trump Protests Were “Super Bowl for Cat Ladies”

D.C. (Dist. of Criminals), June 18, 2025 — On the 10-year anniversary of Donald Trump and Melania’s now-historic golden escalator descent, Watters’ Primetime opened fire on the weekend’s anti-Trump protests, branding them “the Super Bowl for cat ladies and men who cross their legs.” Jesse Watters mocked the emotional outbursts and spiraling commentary as a wave of Trump Derangement Syndrome swept across the country.

“This weekend was full of fear,” Watters said. “The media stayed on wide shots of the crowd—because once they zoomed in, they realized it was mostly unhinged speakers and therapy tents.”

One of the featured clips was of Randi Weingarten, head of the teachers union, delivering an emotional speech:

“Billy, you are the community to this president’s chaos… We fight for hope over fear… justice for all.”

Watters quipped, “She never gets that upset about test scores.”

Even celebrities joined in on the dramatics. Actor Mark Ruffalo claimed democracy was “in real trouble,” calling Trump a dictator and bemoaning the lack of organized opposition. Watters deadpanned, “Should men say they’re scared? Text me.”

Some protesters weren’t just emotional — they were performative. One claimed, “I’m coming back. I intend to get arrested.” When pressed why, the response was vague: “I’m doing what I do… I’m protesting as an American citizen.”

Watters pointed out the irony: “They’re calling Trump a tyrant, and then trying to get arrested just so they can scream, ‘See?! I told you!’”

Democrats even brought their kids to the chaos. “Let’s hope TDS isn’t hereditary,” Watters joked, suggesting RFK Jr. might need to investigate.

While the protests unraveled, Trump held a high-powered military parade in D.C. for the U.S. Army’s 250th birthday and his own 79th. The parade included displays of force like the AH-64 Apache helicopter, underscoring Trump’s message of peace through strength.

“If you threaten the American people,” the president declared, “our soldiers are coming for you. Your defeat will be certain. Your demise will be final. And your downfall will be total.”

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