Not G-U-I. Not Gooey. She Said JEWEY.

This was my first attempt using Google’s new AI voice assistant — the one that watches your screen and supposedly teaches you new apps and workflows.

I started with male voices. Painful. Robotic. Completely unhelpful. Then I switched to a female voice… and suddenly I was weirdly fine with everything — even when she mispronounced GUI as JEWEY.

It’s like my brain got tricked into caring more about vibes than functionality.

🎧 Watch me spiral into low-key comfort while the AI does nothing useful.

👉 If you've ever tried Google AI, ChatGPT, or any other virtual assistant, you'll probably feel seen.
“BRO… She Said JEWEY 💀”

“Google AI Helped Me… Emotionally 😂”

“Switched to a Girl Voice — Suddenly OK With Failing”

“AI Was Useless. But She Was Sweet…”

“Not G-U-I. Not Gooey. She Said JEWEY.”