🎪 Absurdity Focus: You Try Watching MSM After Taking the Red Pill 😂🌎💥

📝 Description:
• POV: You finally took the RED PILL... and now attempting to watch the "news" feels like:

🌈 \UNHOLY SCREECHING\
• \GRAPHIC GLITCHES\
• \EMERGENCY ALERT: NARRATIVE.EXE HAS CRASHED\

• Anchor: "We swear this TOTALLY REAL HUMAN™ crisis needs your fear! Buy more beans!"
• You: 🥴 "Is this a bad A.I. script... or did they hire kindergarteners at the blue-pill factory?"

• MediaCorrect Presents: What "MSM Breaking News" looks like when you’re no longer a NPC 😎
• (Spoiler: It’s 90% emotional support ducks 🦆 and 10% panic buttons)

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• Warning: Side effects include uncontrollable laughter, facepalming, and shouting "THEY PAID YOU FOR THIS?!"

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