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🎵 "Ask Davey" Don't joke about Jews 🎵 Dave Portnoy ROAST song
You can joke about death
You can joke about rape
You can joke about Indians and dead babies,
Laughing at whatever the fuck that you wanna,
Only one thing that's sacred, Ask Davey (oy vey!)
Don't joke about jews, no!
Don't joke about jews, hey!
Don't joke about jews, don't joke about jews,
Don't joke about Dave!
You can laugh about blacks
You can laugh about gays
You can laugh about immigrants in them cages
Joke about anything on this Earth
But if it's about jews then you might as well save it,bitch
Don't joke about jews, nah
Don't joke about jews, hey
Don't joke about jews, Don't joke about jews
Don't joke about jews, Don't joke about...
David, you are a homo
Retarded shlomo
Dishing what you can't take.
Portnoy, the jewish faggot
Stop tryin' to drag it
Mad at the jokes we make.
El RaiseTheRente is losing his mind,
Loading my Glock got him screaming out 'Nein!"
How 'bout I tell you some jokes Mrs. Portnoy
and you tell me what's over the line?
All of your people controlling the media
Changing the weather, controlling our minds,
Hollywood pedophiles, lawyers, and slum lords
that would do anything for a dime.
What I said something that you ain't like?
What I called you a kike?
What if I noticed somehow you make money
whenever a colored man spits in a mic?
What if I told you that Israel is evil
and it's time to rise up and Free Palestine?
Or maybe all parties involved are retarded
and things would be better if all of them died?
Especially the children I hate them the most
Raise up your glass I'm proposing a toast
in honor of freedom to make any joke
even though there's a victim within every roast (or oven)
You can joke about death
You can joke about rape
You can joke about Indians and dead babies,
Laughing at whatever the fuck that you wanna,
Only one thing that's sacred, Ask Davey (oy vey!)
Don't joke about jews, no!
Don't joke about jews, hey!
Don't joke about jews, don't joke about jews,
Don't joke about Dave!
You can laugh about blacks
You can laugh about gays
You can laugh about immigrants in them cages
Joke about anything on this Earth
But if it's about jews then you might as well save it,bitch
Don't joke about jews, nah
Don't joke about jews, hey
Don't joke about jews, Don't joke about jews
Don't joke about jews, Don't joke about...
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