If Goliath had an iPhone 🤣

Imagine Goliath towering over the battlefield, iPhone in hand, livestreaming his challenge to Israel with hashtags like **#GiantTechFlex** and **#DavidVsGoliath2025** trending instantly. He takes a smug selfie, tags @PhilistineArmy, and posts, “Who dares fight me?” Comments flood in. Meanwhile, David scrolls through the feed, chuckles, and replies with a short video: a sling in slow motion. The internet erupts—**#iPhoneVsSling**, **#GoliathSelfieFail**, **#DivineDrop** explode across Rumble. Just before the rock hits, Goliath tries to FaceTime backup—too late. The stream ends abruptly, and David becomes the first viral underdog hero in biblical TikTok history. Ancient battle meets modern clout.