HOA? Not My Problem

Welcome to “HOA? Not My Problem” – where the lawns are trimmed, the tea is hot, and Karen is always watching (but I don’t care).

I’m Jake — veteran, neighbor, and the last guy you want to hand a fake violation notice to.
Here, I share true-to-life suburban war stories from the trenches of gated communities and HOA hellscapes — all from my front porch.

If you’ve ever:

Been harassed by a self-appointed neighborhood enforcer

Refused to paint your mailbox beige for “aesthetic consistency”

Or just want to watch a grown man professionally ignore petty drama...

You’re in the right place.

Expect:

Emotional, POV-style stories (from my battle scars to backyard feuds)

Toxic neighbor takedowns (with a side of petty revenge)

A little humor, a lot of truth, and lessons in setting boundaries that don’t require approval from the HOA board.

Because in this neighborhood, the only rule I follow… is mine.

🪖 Subscribe, stay grounded, and remember: Freedom doesn’t come with a landscaping fee.