Utterly ridiculous tales that still retain a kernel of truth from the folks over at the Babylon Bee.

We start with Nintendo deciding to give up on creative endeavors and capitulating to the almighty dollar in a very self-serving way that would even Ayn Rand blush all the way to the end where the pompous citizenry of Europe decides to continue with their constant criticisms of Americans only to have it backfire in a rather comical way.