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G’day Punters!

What’s the deal with this government? I mean, really, it’s like a Seinfeld episode out there—except instead of Jerry obsessing over cereal or Kramer sliding in with a harebrained scheme, we’ve got PM Dumbo and his merry band of do-nothings running Australia into the ground. It’s a show, err government about nothing! No action, no results, just a bunch of empty promises and a laugh track of despair from Aussies trying to pay their bills. And the main character? PM Dumbo himself, Anthony Albanese, strutting around like he’s got it all under control while the country’s falling apart faster than George Costanza’s love life.

Let’s set the scene: it’s October 2023, and a mob’s outside the Sydney Opera House, chanting vile anti-Semitic slurs like “G*s the Jews.” You’d think the Prime Minister of a proud multicultural nation would leap into action, right? Condemn it, crack down, show some spine? Yeah Nah, not Dumbo. He just shrugged, muttered something about “out of context” slogans, and went back to sipping his cocktails. It’s like he’s Jerry, standing in his apartment, going, “Well, what am I supposed to do about it?” Meanwhile, anti-Semitism’s spiking like Kramer’s hair after a bad perm—316% more incidents between October 2023 and September 2024, all under a left-wing “tolerant and non-racist” government, the worst in Australian history. Synagogues firebombed, Jewish schools graffitied, kids scared to wear their uniforms. And what’s Dumbo’s big plan? A task force in December 2024, over a year later, after everyone from Jewish leaders to Peter Dutton’s screaming for a National Cabinet meeting. It’s like he’s waiting for Newman to deliver a solution via snail mail.

Now, I’m not saying it’s a national socialist conspiracy to let hate fester, but when you do nothing while anti-Semitism runs wild, it makes you wonder if it’s part of the plan. Like Kramer bursting in with, “Jerry, I’ve got it! Let’s just ignore the problem, and it’ll fix itself!” Except it’s not funny when Aussies are living in fear, and Dumbo’s too busy dodging calls to act. It’s not governance; it’s a sitcom script where the punchline’s on us.

Then there’s the economy—oh boy, talk about a plotline that goes nowhere. Two elections ago, in 2022, Dumbo’s out there promising to slash electricity bills by $275, bring down petrol prices, and ease the cost-of-living crunch. Sounds great, like Jerry promising to take Elaine to a nice dinner. Fast forward to 2025, and what’ve we got? Electricity prices? Up. Petrol? Surged 50 cents a litre, blame Russia Russia Russia Blahblahblah. Groceries? Milk, bread, eggs, chicken—double-digit price hikes. Inflation peaked at 7.8% in 2022, and living standards? Down 6.7%, worse than any other wealthy nation. It’s like George Costanza’s been hired as the economic advisor, whining, “I can’t do it, Jerry! The numbers are too big!” Meanwhile, PM Dumbo’s government hands out $300 energy rebates—funded by our taxes—then pats itself on the back like it’s solved world hunger. A Ponzi scheme, as Uncle ConSpiroCy called it at the time, where they pick our pockets and expect a thank-you note.

And who’s running PR? Gotta be George, because Dumbo’s image is a masterclass in misdirection. There he is, chugging beers at every sporting event, grinning in a pink G-string at Mardi Gras, or jetting off first-class to a first world nation or the G7 while we’re deciding whether to heat the house or buy food for the family. It’s like he’s auditioning for Celebrity Apprentice instead of running a country. “Look at me, I’m relatable!” Yeah, mate, relatable like Kramer’s get-rich-quick schemes—except we’re the ones going bankrupt.

The real kick in the guts? This government’s about nothing. No vision, no guts, just hot air. They could’ve tackled anti-Semitism from day one but let it fester. They could’ve kept their promises on power, petrol, and prices but delivered a cost-of-living nightmare instead. It’s a uniparty farce—ALP, LNP, same old elites laughing while we’re stuck in a Seinfeld rerun where the diner’s out of soup and the bill’s tripled. And the sheeple? They’re still voting for Dumbo, like they’re cheering for Jerry’s bad stand-up routine.

So here we are, in the sitcom of Australia 2025, with PM Dumbo as the star of a show that’s all talk and no action. Kramer’s probably out there advising on cheap “renewable energy” that costs us an arm and a leg, George is spinning yarns about how great Albo looks in an Akubra hat, and Elaine’s wondering why she ever trusted these clowns. Me? I’m done with the laugh track. It’s time to change the channel, Australia—before the next episode about nothing becomes a series finale we can’t escape.

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Cheers,

Senator Papahatziharalambrous