If Noah had an iPhone 🤣

Picture Noah with an iPhone while building the Ark—**DIY meets divine upload**. He’s on TikTok like, “God told me to build a boat. No rain yet, but just wait ⛈️🛠️.” Time-lapse reels show timber stacking and animals arriving two-by-two with **#ArkTok** trending. Siri’s calculating cubits, while Noah’s group chat blows up: “Bro, it’s just clouds.” But he stays locked in, AirPods in, faith up. Drone footage of elephants boarding gets 10M views. Insta bio: “Preparing for a flood y’all don’t believe in 🌊🕊️.” **#FaithBuilds #ArkInProgress #GodsPlan #NoahKnew #TwoByTwoChallenge** — the boat that broke the algorithm before it broke the waters.