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H2O's First Crush
Looks like hollow offspring is back from his mini vacation he was on a few days ago. Me and Onslaught was jamming to one of our songs I maid right, then he showed up acting all lovey dubby. Turns out he came back with a huge crush on somebody he met at the mall. Knowing me, the kind of person I am, I decided to call the love doctor. (By the way he wasn't free either I had to pay him $500. No seriously that much for somebody to talk about love). Hours later when Onslaught came back in the house, he saw H20 crying. They Onslaught started to cry. Maaaaan when I got him to see thos mess I was shaking my head. To make matters worse. They was even listening to Drake (Yes they was on their drake shit I know). You know me I had to set the law and prep talk him into stop crying and spit yo shit. Glad it worked while as for the other guy, I had no idea why was he crying. End of the day come we saw H2O looking happy as shit, told us the good news they are now officially bf/gf. We was all happy for him until he did some bullshit. Yes this whole time, he fell in love with a DAMN stuffed animal. Maannnnn we had no words and just bounced on him. But it wasn't all bad, I discovered that Onslaught has a crush on
Onslaught: DON'T say anOTHER WORD you hear me?!!!
Ok ok sheesh I won't tell anybody. Man what's his problem he acting like I was about to revel his secret. I mean come on, it's not like somebody got footage of him, sliding in her dms and asking her out. I mean really we would never do that hahaha.....................
Songs used:
Cascada - Everytime We Touch - https://youtu.be/84sHTvn6xf8?si=nRnrsxd-lrbhOfFM
Power Of Awakening - https://soundcloud.com/offspringmusic/power-of-awakening?si=4b30ff202e1c49c78f0e86bcac072f61&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing
BOA - Every Heart - https://youtu.be/iMaJielWKnI?si=r-4q53yyJIwC2C4l
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