😱Floundering France: From Guillotines to Gaslighting — What Really Happened?🕵️‍♀️

Hold on to your bonjour biscuits, folks — because we’re time-traveling through the decadence, drama, and downfall of one of Europe’s proudest nations.

This is not your average history class.
This is West Virginia Whatever: Trip Around the World – Episode One, and we’re starting with a bang in... France. 💥

We rewind the reel ⏪ to the opening ceremonies that shocked the world and “broke the heart of Jesus” — yeah, we said it — from Marie Antoinette’s beheading 🍰⚔️ to that infamous Da Vinci painting reference that left people whispering “satanic symbolism?” 😨

📸 Don’t know which painting we’re talking about? No worries — just keep that biscotti close, 'cause we're about to explain everything.

And then — boom — we rocket back to present-day Paris:

🇫🇷 Macron’s marital meltdown — is the French President losing more than political favor?

⚽️ PSG’s recent "victory celebrations" — were they joyous… or just the match that lit the fuse in a city already on edge?

🪧 Protests, press chaos, and philosophical confusion — is this still the land of liberty, or a nation on cultural autopilot?

👀 Are these signs of a deeper unraveling? Or just growing pains in a post-globalist world?

🧠 With Marybeth co-piloting alongside Regina Connell, expect sharp insights, a dash of sass, and a few hard truths tucked in with your baguette and butter.