The Man With A Pen!s On His Arm - Doctors who create Pen!ses

Jun 04, 2025
Mirrored/Jim Crenshaw
I'm thinking these dudes have a lot of long sleeve shirts.

Increasing numbers of people are having new penises built after losing them or wanting to transition gender. Malcolm MacDonald’s penis dropped off in 2014. Surgeons have built a new one and for FOUR YEARS it’s hung from his arm, ready to replace it.

Losing them? Losing them? Hey, this is not like your keys or your lighter. Mine may not be that big but I have always hung on to it and I have always kept it in the same place.

He went to the toilet and it fell off...FELL OFF? This is the stuff of nightmares. Of course there were other things affecting this.

This film tells Malcolm’s extraordinary story and that of two other men – Andrew Wardle and Anick Soni – who’ve also been given a new penises – and the doctors who create them.

This is like the 6 million dollar man:
Steve Austin, astronaut: a man barely alive
We can rebuild him
We have the technology
We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic man
Steve Austin will be that man
Better than he was before
Better, Stronger, Faster
With a bigger, better Penis. (I just added the this last one)

I cannot imagine going though this. Reminds me of the whole John Bobbit thing:

In the bedroom, the mighty bedroom, John Bobbit sleeps tonight.
In the kitchen, the mighty kitchen, Lorana grabs a knife.
A weenie whack, a weenie whack, a weenie whack, a weenie whack

Just how my warped sense of humor works in this existence. I feel sorry for these dudes. I would think day to day things would be hard (No pun intended). Like cooking. That would hurt. It would be hard to build an apron that protected for this.